Dad's tips for adding life to a daughter's years
When mom’s away, the dads will play.
416. She may prefer to sleep with friends. Make sure they’re soft.
Cut it out Subaru. Seriously. You’re going to sell me a new car if you keep it up with these ads.
415. Sing her to sleep at night. Start when she’s in the womb, keep it up after she’s born, and make it a consistent part of her childhood. Backup singers always help.
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414. Don’t always let her win. If you do, she won’t feel any sense of accomplishment the first time she beats you on her own.
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