Life to Her Years

306. Lather on the sunscreen when you take her to the beach. She will thank you for this in her 40’s.

124. Let her bury you in the sand.

(photo: unknown until you tell me)

70. Be there to hold her hand as she tries new things throughout her life.

65. When you take her to the beach for the first time, she will probably try to eat the sand. Don’t freak out when it happens. Just remember her next diaper will be filled with cement.

(source: unlucky at cards, lucky in love)