Life to Her Years

330. According to anthropologists, teenage girls appear to prefer traveling in packs. Buy a minivan and you’ll instantly be more involved in her social life.

(photo: macattck)

320. She will spend countless hours in her room with the door shut as a teenager. On those rare occasions when she leaves the door open, feel free to join her in doing whatever it is teenage girls do in their bedrooms.

(photo: Stuart Stevenson)

134. If you’re having a difficult time with your teenage daughter, look on the bright side… at least she’s not running around with vampires and werewolves.